The Man and His Two Sweethearts

Summary

This story is about a middle-aged man who is simultaneously courting two women of different ages, causing a unique dilemma. The older woman, conscious of her age difference with the man, plucks out his dark hairs to appear closer in age. On the other hand, the younger woman removes his gray hairs to ensure he looks younger. The man's desire to please both women inadvertently results in him becoming completely bald, as both women have unknowingly contributed to pulling out all his hair. This tale humorously highlights the futility of trying to satisfy conflicting expectations and the consequences of vanity.

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A Middle-aged Man, whose hair had begun to turn gray, courted two women at the same time. One of them was young, and the other well advanced in years. The elder woman, ashamed to be courted by a man younger than herself, made a point, whenever her admirer visited her, to pull out some portion of his black hairs. The younger, on the contrary, not wishing to become the wife of an old man, was equally zealous in removing every gray hair she could find. Thus it came to pass that between them both he very soon found that he had not a hair left on his head.